I Hate Traffic Wardens

Parking Charge Notice: xxxxxxxxx

Dear sir/madam

I am writing to you regarding the parking ticket one of your slightly visually impaired parking attendants (01277) placed on my windscreen on 11/3/10.

I admit I drive a slightly larger car. Surprisingly this larger car comes with a slightly larger windscreen. As driving this slightly larger car requires slightly more concentration, I have to strategically place my necessary legal permits and paraphernalia on the left hand side of this slightly larger windscreen. Upon closer inspection of these ‘necessary legal permits’, one will find a shiny blue parking permit, that entitles me to park beneath the property that I own and live in at Parkhouse Court.

Why the hell have you given me a ticket? This is an absolute joke and complete waste of my time. Perhaps it would be better if I illuminate the permit from the inside of the car, or better still shine a spotlight onto it, thus eliminating the chance of this error (on your part) occurring again in the future. Would it help if I left a step ladder near my car? I appreciate that not everyone is 6 foot tall. I also have a good friend who works in Specsavers. If need be, I can arrange an appointment for parking attendant 01277.

I look forward to hearing from you, acknowledging your error along with a formal letter of apology. I can’t wait to make Grant Shapps and the local newspaper aware of UKPC’s screw up!


Yours Sincerely
David Adam Moritz